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27 Examples of What Happens When You Get Too High
 
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When people do the mary joes sometimes they get a little…. high. Here are some funny ass examples of stupid things people have done high. Narrated by Cowbelly.
Views: 2327022 Cowbelly
HIGHLY Hilarious Comedians on Getting Busted
 
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It's April 20 so we thought we'd take a look at THE most hilarious stoner comedians tell stories on how they got on the wrong side of the law when they got busted. This video is for entertainment purposes; research and abide by your country and/or state legislation before you partake in activities that might contravene the law. Highly Hilarious Stoner Comedians on How They Got Busted: ==================== FEATURED COMEDIANS: ==================== Dave Chapelle: In 2015 Dave Chapelle was viciously heckled and booed after giving an incoherent and lackluster performance in Detroit. In one of his highly successful 2017 Netflix specials, he blamed the episode on the potent weed he had smoked with rappers before the show. Tommy Chong: In 2003, Tommy Chong was sentenced to 9 months in prison for selling drug paraphernalia. His bunkmate was Jordan 'The Wolf of Wall Street' Belfort. Chong adviced him to write the memoir which inspired the Oscar-nominated movie. Louis CK: Apparently Louis CK is not at his best when he’s high. He admittedly smoked so much when he wrote the draft of Season 5 of Louie that when he came out of his stoned haze and discovered the piles 'gibberish' he had written, he scrapped it all and started over. ============================ CHECK OUT OUR SOCIAL MEDIA: ============================ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ6-ImQMa02aK3IiC56Kdsg?sub_confirmation=1 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Motleytv-1084510744920115/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Motley_TV Google+: https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/101144825825912065383/101144825825912065383 ===================== Copyright Disclaimer ===================== Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Educational use tips the balance in favor of fair use. ============ OUTRO MUSIC: ============ Song title - Bensound.com
Views: 1128505 MotleyTV
Bad Weed Trip Stories
 
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Ryan Sickler is a stand up comedian and co-host of "The Crabfest Podcast." https://www.thecrabfeast.com/
Views: 383451 Lieutenants Loft
Try Not To Laugh | 420 Jokes | Laugh Factory Stand Up Comedy
 
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In celebration of this national holiday, enjoy this compilation of some of the funniest 420 comedy that has come through the Laugh Factory in Hollywood! See a LIVE SHOW at the Hollywood Laugh Factory! BUY TICKETS: https://goo.gl/WAFQKB Follow Laugh Factory: Facebook: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryFB Instagram: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryIG Twitter: http://bit.ly/LaughFactoryTW Official Website: http://www.laughfactory.com/ Tell us what you thought in the comments. Please click thumbs up and add this video to your favorites if you LOL'd.
Views: 3670432 Laugh Factory
Best High News Bloopers
 
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A compilation of the highest news bloopers.
Views: 5712881 News Be Funny
The Apocalypse Is Approaching, What Do You Do? | Stoner Stories
 
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We have a theory that Roger Goodell will be behind the apocalypse by accidentally starting the singularity. If/When this happens, who would you prefer to be stuck with? Subscribe today! http://www.youtube.com/user/alldefdigital?sub_confirmation=1 → CONNECT WITH ADD ← https://twitter.com/AllDefDigital http://instagram.com/AllDefDigital http://bit.ly/ADDfacebook http://bit.ly/ADDgoogleplus [CREDITS] Starring: LaJethro Jenkins, Dragonfly Jonez, Trevor Wallace Producer: Denzel Lee Director: Patrick Cloud Director of Photography: Roddy Tabatabai Camera Operator: John McCarthy Gaffer: Randy Newman Sound Mixer: Cameron Selan Post Supervisor: John Norris Production Assistant: Cedrick Larkins Editor: Chris Russell GFX: John Varvir
Views: 108634 All Def
Why Is Unhealthy Food So Delicious? | Stoner Stories
 
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Jenkins and Jonez get high with their friends and discuss why unhealthy foods are so delicious as well as wonder if humans stunted on God when they created donuts. Subscribe today! http://www.youtube.com/user/alldefdigital?sub_confirmation=1 → CONNECT WITH ADD ← https://twitter.com/AllDefDigital http://instagram.com/AllDefDigital http://bit.ly/ADDfacebook http://bit.ly/ADDgoogleplus [CREDITS] Stoner Stories EP. 4 Starring: LaJethro Jenkins, Dragonfly Jonez, Doboy Producer: Denzel Lee Director: Patrick Cloud Director of Photography: Roddy Tabatabai Camera Operator: John McCarthy Gaffer: Randy Newman Sound Mixer: Cameron Selan Post Supervisor: John Norris Production Assistant: Cedrick Larkins Editor: Chris Russell GFX: John Varvir
Views: 162982 All Def
When You're Too Stoned At Work | Stoner Stories
 
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We got too stoned when shooting Stoner Stories and this happened... Subscribe today! http://www.youtube.com/user/alldefdigital?sub_confirmation=1 → CONNECT WITH ADD ← https://twitter.com/AllDefDigital http://instagram.com/AllDefDigital http://bit.ly/ADDfacebook http://bit.ly/ADDgoogleplus
Views: 74204 All Def
Joe Rogan - Sturgill Simpson's Hilarious Dab Story
 
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Joe Rogan and Sturgill Simpson talk about dabs and weed.
Views: 433043 JRE Clips
Drunk vs Stoned
 
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To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video. Post on FB: http://on.fb.me/138Vd4d Tweet this: http://bit.ly/138WDvD Music credit: http://soundcloud.com/daymoanstar NOTE: The marijuana seen in this video was obtained and consumed legally in California. Be safe, everybody! Some links for ya... www.buzzfeed.com www.buzzfeed.com/video www.youtube.com/buzzfeed www.youtube.com/buzzfeedvideo www.youtube.com/buzzfeedyellow www.youtube.com/cnnbuzzfeed BUZZFEED VIDEO BuzzFeed is the world's first true social news organization. Featuring tasty, short, fun, inspiring, funny, edgy, interesting videos from theBuzzFeed. /BuzzFeedVideo is BuzzFeed's original YouTube Channel, with a focus on producing great short-form BuzzFeed videos for YouTube (and the world!). BuzzFeed Video will entertain, educate, spark conversation, inspire and delight. Subscribe to BuzzFeedVideo today and check us out at http://buzzfeed.com
Views: 21755146 BuzzFeedVideo
Steve-O Shares His Craziest Drug Story
 
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Views: 462619 H3 Podcast Highlights
Top 10 Celebrities Wasted on Live TV
 
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Top 10 Celebrities Wasted on Live TV Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD // Have a Top 10 idea? Submit it to us here! http://watchmojo.com/my/suggest.php When alcohol consumption and live television are combined, it can lead to some pretty memorable moments. WatchMojo is counting down 10 of the cringiest drunk celebrity moments. We’ve included stars like Ben Affleck, Danny Devito and Paula Abdul, just a few of the drunk celebrities who embarrassed themselves on live television. Need more embarassing celebrity moments? Check out our other videos of the Top 10 Awkward Moments in Live TV: https://youtu.be/7Akvt9ZSOcg, Top 10 Most Embarrassing Political Interview Fails: https://youtu.be/GoxiwXKZBpk and Top 10 American National Anthem Performance Fails: http://youtu.be/XffxvV1PAEI #10: Anna Nicole Smith #9: Tracy Morgan #8: Ben Affleck #7: Courtney Love #6: Paula Abdul #5: Danny DeVito #4: Mark Wahlberg #3, #2 & #1??? Watch on WatchMojo: http://www.WatchMojo.com Special thanks to our users MikeMJPMUNCH, Felix_B and Loveallg for suggesting this idea! Check out the voting page at http://watchmojo.com/suggest/Top%2010%20Celebrities%20Wasted%20on%20Live%20TV Our Magazine!! Learn the inner workings of WatchMojo and meet the voices behind the videos, articles by our specialists from gaming, film, tv, anime and more. VIEW INSTANTLY: http://goo.gl/SivjcX WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Get WatchMojo merchandise at shop.watchmojo.com WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
Views: 4053527 WatchMojo.com
Top 10 Celebrity Potheads
 
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The perks of fame allow for plenty of Mary Jane for these famous people. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Celebrity Potheads. For this list, we're focusing on celebrities that have gone on record about their continual use of that kush, that green, that giggle weed. Subscribe►►http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=watchmojo Facebook►►http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo. Twitter►►http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo Instagram►►http://instagram.com/watchmojo Suggestion Tool►►http://www.WatchMojo.com/suggest Channel Page►►http://www.youtube.com/watchmojo Special thanks to our user rockinrussianboy for submitting the idea at http://www.WatchMojo.com/suggest using our interactive suggestion tool. Check out the voting page here, http://watchmojo.com/suggest/Top+10+Celebrity+Potheads Want a WatchMojo cup, mug, t-shirts, pen, sticker and even a water bottle? Get them all when you order your MojoBox gift set here: http://watchmojo.com/store/ WatchMojo is a leading producer of reference online video content, covering the People, Places and Trends you care about. We update DAILY with 4-5 Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Versus clips on movies, video games, music, pop culture and more!
Views: 3523773 WatchMojo.com
Parents & Kids Smoke Weed Together for the First Time | Strange Buds | Cut
 
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Fear Pong is now a game! Get it here: http://www.fearponggame.com » SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/CutSubscribe Watch More Strange Buds: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJic7bfGlo3rEAQnaSSJ1H8PTeDansDkA About Strange Buds: Strangers and old friends alike reach higher consciousness together with the help of the great mediator, cannabis--with plenty of giggles and coughing fits along the way. Don't forget to subscribe and follow us! Official Site: https://www.cut.com/ Facebook: http://cut.com/facebook Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cut Instagram: http://cut.com/instagram Snapchat: @watchcut Cut Swag: http://cut.com/shop Email list: bit.ly/ytJoinTheFamily About Cut: Small questions have powerful effects when they go viral. Cut spreads stories for fun, for serious, and for real– bringing the internet together one awkward moment at a time. Produced, directed, and edited by https://cut.com Want to work with us? http://cut.com/hiring Want to be in a video? http://cut.com/casting Want to sponsor a video? http://cut.com/sponsorships For licensing inquiries: http://cut.com/licensing Parents & Kids Smoke Weed Together for the First Time | Strange Buds | Cut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWW_HsA-d-w Cut https://www.youtube.com/watchcut
Views: 14019958 Cut
Seth Rogen, Snoop, Cross Joints & Chronic | GGN NEWS
 
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The hilarious Seth Rogen joins us to talk about his current and upcoming projects. He also shows us how to roll the perfect cross joint while Snoop reveals the origin of "The Chronic". All this and more on this week's GGN... ufunkybitchu!!! Get your special "Game of Cones" Tee from GGN today! Only available for 10 days! http://tilt.lt/GameOfCones Follow Snoop online! http://facebook.com/snoopdogg http://twitter.com/snoopdogg http://youtube.com/snoopdogg Dont Forget To Subscribe! http://bit.ly/SyKOm7 Director: John Mazyck Executive Producer: Ian Mallitz Director of Photography: Braden Duemmler Producer: Ron Alvarez Editor: John Mazyck
Views: 10639009 westfesttv
Snoop Dogg FUNNY MOMENTS Part 2 (BEST COMPILATION)
 
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Haven't seen part 1? Watch it here! (Nardwuar edition) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM2qOruVG2c E-mail (Business inquiries) [email protected] Snoop Dogg's socials : https://www.instagram.com/snoopdogg/ https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg
Views: 2275690 ineedmoney
Seth Rogen Got So High He Ended Up in Paris
 
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Seth recalls the time eating mushrooms in Amsterdam led to him going on a trip to Paris. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch the latest Halloween Candy Prank: http://bit.ly/KimmelHalloweenCandy Watch Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/JKLMeanTweets8 Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show. "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 2.5 billion views on YouTube alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo. Now in its thirteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon. Seth Rogen Got So High He Ended Up in Paris https://youtu.be/sIo3tYrd_5w
Views: 8314223 Jimmy Kimmel Live
Watch while you're High - Trippy Video
 
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This video will take you on a strange journey. Watch it when you are high!! Keep calm and get high ;)
Views: 151460 Will It Smoke
Top 5 funniest kids high at the dentists (best funny wisdom teeth removal reactions)
 
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Check out these top 5 funny wisdom teeth removal videos! Equipment: Unicorn Meat- http://amzn.to/2tZCfzn Mic-http://amzn.to/2tZE7rx Audio Interface - http://amzn.to/2u03k5c Ring Light - http://amzn.to/2u4ytUZ Green Screen- http://amzn.to/2u4uMON Webcam - http://amzn.to/2u03yt4 Disclaimer: Some of these links go to one of my websites and some are affiliate links where I'll earn a small commission if you make a purchase at no additional cost to you. Submit your ideas here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSewPoEzeuPDmLz5 Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BeastLists Original Videos: 1. ETHAN GETS HIS WISDOM TEETH REMOVED!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC4dqjA5MiA&t=3s 2. Girl Thinks Shes A Vampire After Wisdom Teeth Surgery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWlXzu7K2zc&t=102s 3. Kid roasts his family while high at hospital: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G31h_yX6qx0 4. WISDOM TEETH REACTION The Aftermath: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CTv_hJ-tjQ&t=11s 5. FLIRTING WITH HER NURSE WHILE UNDER ANESTHESIA! (Marry Me): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udDsNv0sou4 Feel Free To Check Out Some of My Other Videos: Top 5 Cringeworthy Addictions 2017 | My Strange Addiction TV Show: https://youtu.be/JBkh9x02pFE Top 5 Warmth and Energy Life Hacks 2017: https://youtu.be/wz3PwKlbVIM Gameplay video from Natorade717: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7dYDPrmLY3D3w72kN_MTaA Outro video: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyg2cTHI7sgETrKfehURMUQ Outro Song: Song: NIVIRO - Sapphire [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds. Video Link: https://youtu.be/QiKHfaVSJvE jenn caught on camera best
Views: 6329813 Beast Lists
Funniest Live TV News Interviews Gone Wrong
 
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Funniest live TV news interviews gone wrong.
Views: 14001107 Funny Local News
45 examples of what happens when you get too high
 
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These people could use some fresh air. Enjoy the video Make sure you subscribe for more comment awards! family friendly pg clean
Views: 512149 Comment Awards
Russell Gets High With His Mum | Russell Howard And Mum
 
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Russell and his mum are invited back to Cammy's house to enjoy some of the legal marijuana products that they just purchased. Subscribe to Comedy Central UK: http://bit.ly/1gaKaZO Check out the Comedy Central UK website: http://bit.ly/1iBXF6j Get social with Comedy Central UK: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentralUK Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/comedycentraluk
Views: 808887 Comedy Central UK
"Road Trip" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)
 
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Here is a clip of me talking about taking a road trip with my friends from my comedy central special "Hot and Fluffy comedy." Watch it and let me know what you think. Want to see me live? Check out http://fluffyguy.com/tour-dates to see when I'm in your area!
Views: 31422531 Gabriel Iglesias
"Stoner Stories" Trailer (A New Series By ADD)
 
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Jenkins & Jonez smoke their friends out and have high ass conversations on ADD's new series, "Stoner Stories", premiering 5/9! Subscribe today! http://www.youtube.com/user/alldefdigital?sub_confirmation=1 → CONNECT WITH ADD ← https://twitter.com/AllDefDigital http://instagram.com/AllDefDigital http://bit.ly/ADDfacebook http://bit.ly/ADDgoogleplus
Views: 76394 All Def
Bill Hader Shares His First Time Getting High
 
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Bill Hader walks Jimmy through his worst sketch pitches for Saturday Night Live and shares his first stoner experience. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives. Bill Hader Shares His First Time Getting High http://www.youtube.com/fallontonight
Hugh Jackman Loses It Over Sir Patrick Stewart’s Ridiculous Circumcision Story -  Graham Norton Show
 
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Even Graham can’t stop laughing. Subscribe for weekly updates: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=officialgrahamnorton
Views: 7046780 The Graham Norton Show
Katt Williams On Smoking With Snoop
 
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One of the best stand up comedians talks about smoking with snoop dogg among other things... funny as always
Views: 1962170 HerbTwinz
What Happens When You're Drunk AND Stoned At The Same Time?
 
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The science of getting "crunk"! MORE DRUG SCIENCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEAr7ThsYew&list=PLvFsG9gYFxY-W_QjbSiqauR33sSBr8W5O Subscribe: http://bit.ly/asapsci Written by Rachel Salt, Gregory Brown and Mitchell Moffit Illustrated by: Max Simmons Edited by: Sel Ghebrehiwot GET THE ASAPSCIENCE BOOK: http://asapscience.com/book/ FOLLOW US! Instagram and Twitter: @whalewatchmeplz and @mitchellmoffit Clickable: http://bit.ly/16F1jeC and http://bit.ly/15J7ube AsapINSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/asapscience/ Snapchat: realasapscience Facebook: http://facebook.com/AsapSCIENCE Twitter: http://twitter.com/AsapSCIENCE Tumblr: http://asapscience.tumblr.com Vine: Search "AsapSCIENCE" on vine! SNAPCHAT US 'whalewatchmeplz' and 'pixelmitch' Created by Mitchell Moffit (twitter @mitchellmoffit) and Gregory Brown (twitter @whalewatchmeplz). Send us stuff! ASAPSCIENCE INC. P.O. Box 93, Toronto P Toronto, ON, M5S2S6 References: Ethanol increases plasma Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) levels and subjective effects after marihuana smoking in human volunteers http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0376871601001181 Antiemetic efficacy of smoked marijuana: Subjective and behavioral effects on nausea induced by syrup of ipecac https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11509190 Simultaneous Versus Concurrent Use of Alcohol and Cannabis in the National Alcohol Survey http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com.subzero.lib.uoguelph.ca/doi/10.1111/acer.12698/full Under double influence: Assessment of simultaneous alcohol and cannabis use in general youth populations http://www.sciencedirect.com.subzero.lib.uoguelph.ca/science/article/pii/S0376871608003876 Memory impairment following combined exposure to Δ 9-tetrahydrocannabinol and ethanol in rats https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12167466 Effect of cannabis on glutamate signalling in the brain: A systematic review of human and animal evidence. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26987641 Adolescent cortical thickness pre- and post marijuana and alcohol initiation http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0892036216301350 Marijuana, Alcohol and Actual Driving Performance http://psy.psych.colostate.edu/Research/Spring/Article7.pdf Cannabidiol protects liver from binge alcohol-induced steatosis by mechanisms including inhibition of oxidative stress and increase in autophagy https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24398069 Regulation of the effects of CYP2E1-induced oxidative stress by JNK signaling http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2213231714001037
Views: 7463282 AsapSCIENCE
Hashtags: #MyDrunkStory
 
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Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #MyDrunkStory. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives. Hashtags: #MyDrunkStory http://www.youtube.com/fallontonight
Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
 
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Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Directed By - Mickey Finnegan www.mickeyfinnegan.com twitter.com/mickeyfinnegan Produced By - Jenn Khoe Cinematography By - Robert Lam www.bobbydp.com Edited By - Kane Richardson www.scrypictures.com Animation By - Simon Chan www.scrypictures.com Lyrics - Verse 1 Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of bill nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- Bill nye theme song now im getting hungry than a muthafucka put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 whered I put that honey mustard lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week. How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask jeeves go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is fucked... Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high Verse 2 now im freakin out up in this bitch cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff so I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cuz the weed in you beating you then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something that pretty girl im humping becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother or some other fucking disgusting person ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man im high as fuckkkk Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high verse 3 rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry in her video the whole world's made of candy damn...I aint even got no candy so now at the fucking c store where ya man be torn than a mafucka peanut eminems or a twix cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier homeland, Nazir! s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street gotta wait until that muthafucka's green now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex crafted a long text, took about an hour took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks im high as fuck. Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high outtro Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/game/id261727947 He sampled Mala, changes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/mala/id26485637 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 20689708 Lil Dicky
Anthony Mackie's First Time Smoking Weed Got Him Chased by a Moose
 
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Anthony Mackie reminds Jimmy of the time they ate sushi with Mick Jagger at the Met Ball until 7 a.m., describes his first weed experience, which ended with him getting chased by a moose, and gives a brilliant recap of Avengers: Infinity War. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives. Anthony Mackie's First Time Smoking Weed Got Him Chased by a Moose http://www.youtube.com/fallontonight
40 FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGE FAILS
 
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Quite often, we only manage to think of a suitably sharp and witty remark hours after the conversation has ended. Here’s is a collection of true text conversation gems. Subscribe to Bright Side : https://goo.gl/rQTJZz For copyright matters please contact us at: [email protected] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Social Media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/brightside/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brightgram/ 5-Minute Crafts Youtube: https://www.goo.gl/8JVmuC  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For more videos and articles visit: http://www.brightside.me/
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Jimmy Kimmel & Seth Rogen List Top 4 People to Smoke Weed With
 
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Seth talks about smoking a joint in front of Steven Spielberg at an Oscars party, his comedy charity special 'Hilarity for Charity' to raise awareness for Alzheimer's, joining a fraternity at the University of Vermont, getting asked to share joints and Jimmy reveals the top 4 people to smoke weed with. John Cena Fights to End Serious Epidemic https://youtu.be/D9Wc8qPXLUE SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/KimmelMT10 Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/KimmelFB Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow @JimmyKimmel on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/KimmelTW Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show. "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 5.6 billion views on YouTube alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo. Now in its sixteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon. Jimmy Kimmel & Seth Rogen List Top 4 People to Smoke Weed With https://youtu.be/kgv9L6wmcx0
Views: 2790895 Jimmy Kimmel Live
THE BIGGEST IDIOTS IN CS:GO MATCHMAKING
 
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I've pretty much abandoned all hope of ranking up at this point... FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE ▼ ♥ Twitter: https://twitter.com/GoodGuyFitz ♠ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fitz__ ♦ Steam Trade: http://bit.ly/29z973o ♣ Snapchat: GoodGuyFitz FRIENDS IN THE VIDEO ▼ ☯ SwaggerSouls: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMdGPato0IC5-zZjJIf-P9w ☯ Kugo: https://www.youtube.com/user/KugoTheMighty ☯ Chubbs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoOUPsZuWEPpq22EK7b8slA ☯ John: https://www.twitch.tv/johninthemorning ☯ Woody: https://twitter.com/WoodyTheWizard ♒ Music Wii Shop Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avMLHvLwRQ Wii Shop Channel Theme - Rapid Influx Trap Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=664nxe7JuXU
Views: 5033149 Fitz
Kevin Hart Says You Shouldn't Do Drugs Unless It's With Snoop Dogg
 
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Kevin Hart had the once in a lifetime opportunity to smoke with Snoop Dogg, in that it felt like it lasted for a lifetime. Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: http://bit.ly/ColbertYouTube For more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: http://bit.ly/1AKISnR Watch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: http://bit.ly/1Puei40 Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: http://on.fb.me/1df139Y Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: http://bit.ly/1dMzZzG Follow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: http://bit.ly/1JlGgzw Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: http://bit.ly/29wfREj Follow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: http://bit.ly/29DVvtR Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: http://bit.ly/12rLxge Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! http://bit.ly/1OQA29B --- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.
COOKING ON HIGH – Stoned Stories: “Grocery Shopping”
 
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Comedian Ramon Rivas II shares his grocery shopping edible story on Cooking on High (only on Netflix) as the chefs cook-off with their cannabis cuisine. Binge #CookingOnHigh on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/80988793 Subscribe and follow Stage 13 for more fun! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stage13network/ Facebook - https://facebook.com/stage13network/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/stage13network YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/stage13network For more Cooking on High fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDwTeZ_NSUQ&list=PLx1omR-XV5p_zzJ4QABWHP2NBLckXAPqc&index=1
Views: 40 Stage13
Stoner Story #1 | My best batch of edibles :D
 
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I was inspired by xCodeh and AustinFFA to start telling some of my funny stoner stories. This is my first story I've tried to tell while being recorded so I was a little nervous but hopefully I will get better at it :D. I will try my best to put some sort of gameplay on my future videos, I can't right now because all the HDMI ports on my tv are burnt out and won't let me use my capture card.
Views: 1036 JAM3ZI420I
STORYTIME: THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH 🚬
 
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Here's my latest video👉 https://youtu.be/YGt2hdKpijI👈 STORYTIME: THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I hope you enjoyed my storytime video on the very first time I got high. Kids stay away from all drugs - trust me! ---------------------------------------------------------- Animation by: Youtube.com/KartoonManagement ---------------------------------------------------------- Order my book #support :) Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/lfbook2 B&N: http://tiny.cc/lfbook ----------------------------------------------------------- SAVE SAMIA (MOBILE GAME) - FREE! http://onelink.to/aqzewr ----------------------------------------------------------- Want early access to my videos? CLICK HERE: http://tiny.cc/earlyaccess ----------------------------------------------------------- Outro Music by http://Soundcloud.com/Jahkoy ----------------------------------------------------------- LaToyaForever Store: http://tinyurl.com/lfshop ----------------------------------------------------------- [FREE] LaToya Forever Mobile App Apple iOS: http://tiny.cc/LF-APP Android: http://tiny.cc/LF-APP2 ----------------------------------------------------------- GET CONNECTED ----------------------------------------------------------- ONLY Business Inquiries: [email protected] Site: http://www.latoyaforever.com Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/latoyaslife Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/latoyaslife Main Channel http://www.youtube.com/latoyaforever NON-STOP VLOGS: http://www.latoyaslife.com ASK ME Q'S: http://subbli.me/latoyaforever Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/latoyaforever Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/latoyaforever Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/latoyaforever Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/latoyaforever Tumblr: http://latoyaforever.tumblr.com Keek: http://www.keek.com/latoyaforever Google+:https://plus.google.com/+latoyaforever/ ----------------------------------------------------------------- MAIL ME LaToya Forever P.O. BOX 438 3035 Stone Mountain Lithonia, GA 30058 USA
Views: 402570 LaToya Forever
stoned stories
 
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funny comedy-real niggas
Views: 105 Desmend Williams
Watch the Most Memorable Moments of Snoop and His Famous Friends Getting High AF | BEST OF GGN
 
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MERRY JANE https://www.merryjane.com In case you haven’t noticed, Snoop is always burning some bud. So when it comes time for guests to join the Doggfather behind the GGN desk and break down their life stories, career goals, and deepest secrets, it’s no surprise that some of your favorite celebs are eager to join the rotation with the rap game’s most notorious pot smoker. But while some stars take it easy, hitting the blunt just once or twice, others have gone all out trying to keep up with our host — sometimes ending up too lost in the sauce to even finish the interview. In this very special episode, we take a look back at the most stoned moments from our Los Angeles studio, including stumbling stories, love ballads to ice cream, and plenty of unplanned pauses and laughing fits. While our fearless leader sits back and puffs endlessly, A-listers like A$AP Rocky, Chief Keef, Ilana Glazer, Kathy Bates, and more get spun out and buzzed after a few pulls of Snoop’s super-charged stash. So sit back, light up your favorite strain, and find out which of your favorite stars can go toe-to-toe with Snoop on weed. Follow MERRY JANE! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/merryjane Instagram: https://instagram.com/merryjane Twitter: https://twitter.com/merryjane Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/merryjanemedia Subscribe to MERRY JANE's channel: http://www.youtube.com/c/merryjane Follow Snoop Dogg! Facebook: http://facebook.com/snoopdogg Instagram: http://instagram.com/snoopdogg Twitter: http://twitter.com/snoopdogg Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/snoopdogg Subscribe to WestFestTV: http://www.youtube.com/snoopdogg
Views: 236255 westfesttv
COOKING ON HIGH – Stoned Stories: “Ikea Sex Dream”
 
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Comedian Vince Royal shares his Ikea sex dream edible story on Cooking on High (only on Netflix) as the chefs cook-off with their cannabis cuisine. Binge #CookingOnHigh on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/80988793 Subscribe and follow Stage 13 for more fun! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stage13network/ Facebook - https://facebook.com/stage13network/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/stage13network YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/stage13network For more Cooking on High fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDwTeZ_NSUQ&list=PLx1omR-XV5p_zzJ4QABWHP2NBLckXAPqc&index=1
Views: 140 Stage13
Colin Jost: A Pot Cookie Ruined My Date - Late Night with Seth Meyers
 
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Colin Jost remembers a disastrous first date, thanks to a pot cookie and a surprise visit from his parents. » Subscribe to Late Night: http://bit.ly/LateNightSeth » Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/ » Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC. LATE NIGHT ON SOCIAL Follow Late Night on Twitter: https://twitter.com/LateNightSeth Like Late Night on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LateNightSeth Find Late Night on Tumblr: http://latenightseth.tumblr.com/ Connect with Late Night on Google+: https://plus.google.com/+LateNightSeth/videos Late Night with Seth Meyers on YouTube features A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy, and topical monologue jokes. NBC ON SOCIAL Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://NBCtv.tumblr.com/ NBC Pinterest: http://Pinterest.com/NBCtv/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nbc NBC Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbctv Colin Jost: A Pot Cookie Ruined My Date - Late Night with Seth Meyers https://youtu.be/WJEtxEJkqSM Late Night with Seth Meyers http://www.youtube.com/user/latenightseth
Unleaded | Comedy Short Film | Omeleto
 
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Three thugs trying to rob a gas station are interrupted by three stoners with a severe case of the munchies. ➤ SUBSCRIBE: http://sub2.omele.to Unleaded is used with permission from Luke Davies. Learn more at http://omele.to/2u6VcwC. Filmmaker Luke Davies tells the story of Milo, a stoner with a severe case of the munchies, who runs into thugs robbing a gas station. Two armed robbers, Callum and Anthony, run into a convenience store and pull a gun on the clerk. Outside, a third, Kea, keeps watch. Everything goes according to plan. Suddenly, a car pulls up. Inside, Milo, Curly and Beanie debate who goes in to buy some snacks. Curly and Beanie pick Milo without hesitation -- and Milo frustrated. He's fed up and draws the line. But Curly and Beanie don't budge, either. Grudgingly, Milo goes in. As Callum and Anthony threaten the terrified clerk, Milo bursts in. Callum approaches with the gun drawn, threatening to shoot. But Milo just stands there -- with his back to him, hood up. He doesn't realize he's in danger. Milo has headphones on and doesn't hear Callum shouting at him. Callum continues to threaten Milo, telling him to leave immediately. But Milo ignores the demands as he browses magazines. Then, Curly and Beanie realize they're out of rolling papers. As the tension builds, Milo finally says something -- but his attitude is hostile, taking Callum by surprise. Milo is talking to Curly and Beanie back in the car, who've asked him to pick up extra rolling papers. Milo puts his foot down and refuses. Callum mistakenly thinks Milo is talking back. And he's shocked. Milo continues to argue with Curly and Beanie, and the tension with Callum escalates. Kea sees Curly talking on the phone and suspects he's calling the cops. When she runs in the store to warn them, Callum gets spooked and accidentally shoots her. Milo hears the gunshot and pulls off his hood and headphones. He turns to see the thugs running to their car and driving away. Then, he asks the clerk for some rolling papers. OMELETO ON SOCIAL ➤ Facebook: http://facebook.com/omeletocom ➤ Twitter: http://twitter.com/omeletocom ➤ Instagram: http://instagram.com/omeletocom ➤ Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/omeleto ABOUT OMELETO Your favorite short films you haven't seen yet. We showcase Sundance-selected directors to young, talented newcomers. Subscribe for more: http://sub2.omele.to Unleaded | Comedy Short Film | Omeleto http://youtu.be/U7MJ_ryZ8Ko http://omeleto.com/236562/ Omeleto http://www.youtube.com/c/Omeleto http://omeleto.com 🎬 Got a film? Submit it to us for consideration at http://omeleto.com/submit/
Views: 1228834 Omeleto
Joe Rogan - You Don't Want to Always Be High
 
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Joe Rogan and Dennis McKenna talk about being in touch with your sober self and the nature of addiction. Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #946.
Views: 1074684 JRE Clips
Grim Reefer - Stoned Stories: First time getting high
 
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Leave a comment below on how old you were when you first started tokin and the story behind it! Stay medicated :] http://www.facebook.com/GrimReefer204
Views: 31916 Grim Reefer
jumping Dave (stoned as hell)
 
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funny Drumcondra stories
Views: 591 Eso Rimmer
First Time Getting High (Funny Life Story)
 
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10 likes? Whats up guys Joshy here! Today we have a life story of Episode #7 of the first time getting high hope you enjoy don't forget to subscribe! :) Follow Me On Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshysProdution SUBSCRIBE:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtpDVYv2JRbG_ZOc6ZC0m6w --- First Time Getting High (Funny Life Story) First Time Getting High (Funny Life Story) First Time Getting High (Funny Life Story)
Views: 811 Joshy
Stoner Stories.
 
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Duffbake and CDubya telling a couple stories, and blazing of course. Check out Colie glass at dabzilla.com Enter duffbake and get 10% off!
Views: 1703 duffbake
50 sub special!! First time getting high! Funny story time
 
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Thank you guys soo much for 50 subs!! :D hope you guys enjoy my second story time video! Drop a like and come subscribe if you enjoyed!!(:
Views: 162 NeRo Desends

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