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Funny GERMAN INSULTS (with translations)

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Hey rabbits, here I have another video for you about Germany and the German language. This time I present funny German insults to you, words you can (but musn't ;) ) call somebody a name with. Please don't take this as an offense, but laugh about it and have fun watching! :) ***** SUBSCRIBE? http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1-MpIG20o6kzsu1I5SLXpQ FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/donttrusttherabbit TWITTER https://twitter.com/trixirabbit @trixirabbit INSTAGRAM https://instagram.com/donttrusttherabbit/ INTRO "Monkey Spinning Monkeys" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/wordpress/2014/02/monkeys-spinning-monkeys/ http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/faq.html MUSIC & SOUNDS „Slow Motion Warp" by CouchMango (soundbible.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/2036-Slow-Motion-Warp.html http://soundbible.com/about.php VIDEO CUTTING SOFTWARE Adobe Premiere Elements 12
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Text Comments (2877)
holling harris (6 days ago)
Fotze
Randy Wiesendanger (9 days ago)
do they give lessons on the ass violin?
Owez Khan (13 days ago)
I'm a kid
Emma Leeg (13 days ago)
This is my favorite video on the planet
Cheefless (19 days ago)
Gesichtsmensch=face human
Michael Hawkins (20 days ago)
Du Schlampe
Liam Jimenez (21 days ago)
I know hot to say brandon is dumb brandishdome
Joy Napier (23 days ago)
Actually, "Sackgesicht" isn't "bag face". What Germans mean, when they call you "Sackgesicht", it is that your face looks like a scrotum, because "Sack" in German doesn't only mean "bag". They also call the scrotum "Sack". Still a good video.
Redbeard (24 days ago)
These insults are like insults that a 10 year old would think twice about using because they are so lame, i find it amusing that Germans find any of these so called insults, insulting.
oompa loompa (24 days ago)
I think I'm a spinner.
Kémish Flores (24 days ago)
I would like to hear you pronouncing words in spanish, would that be a challenge for you?
Hen Peckley (26 days ago)
I want you. Need you. Your impeckable
Hen Peckley (26 days ago)
Lustmolch sorry
Hen Peckley (26 days ago)
Should i jack prick? Ok to do? Your boobies help me.
Steve Smith (26 days ago)
I don't know why German insults sound more like compliments.
Shawn Parks (27 days ago)
My favorite one is hosenscheißer.
Waric Momo (28 days ago)
Interesting german insulting. Very creative.
Waric Momo (28 days ago)
I’m fascinated by the ass violin, any german like to explain what’s that? I haven’t seen anything like that? An ass plays violin? That gotta be a precious smart ass!
Waric Momo (28 days ago)
Any Germans here? A question to ask how to say ass beer auf deutsch?
Jesse Moral (29 days ago)
We have one for small dogs to it's called ankle-biters haha
Les Brown (29 days ago)
Ach, your mother wears army boots.
Grim The Ghastly (1 month ago)
All of this and your channel is still the most wholesome I've ever found on YouTube.
The Guardian of Truth (1 month ago)
Negerschwuchtel...the ultimate insult
David Webb (1 month ago)
An absolute classic Trixi production ❤️
Dimitri Raskolov (1 month ago)
Wait...taking warm showers is bad?
natu natu (1 month ago)
Sehr schneller bitte langsam
Laura Lady Starlight (1 month ago)
Außer Fußhupe kenne ich noch das Wort Teppichporsche.
zackary cooper (1 month ago)
I watch her videos for the plot......
cucubau (1 month ago)
I am pretty "fuck you " works very well there.
cucubau (1 month ago)
I can't understand shit, but your eyes are so beautiful.
Laura Lady Starlight (1 month ago)
Da fehlen aber noch einige wie z.B. Dünnbrettbohrer, Gewitterhexe, Heulboje, Jammerlappen, Kulturbanause usw.
MrDisasterboy (1 month ago)
I was in a remote part of Western Australia travelling with a German friend. A young women joined us to chat. For many hours. In my parlance she 'chewed my ears off'. But he shared with me a perfect German expression, which I understood on many levels, despite speaking only a little German: "Sie rede wie ein Wasserfall." 🤔😂
Mr. Pineapple (1 month ago)
You ZUCKERBERG
Grace Snodgrass (1 month ago)
You always look like your crying all the time can you tell me why your like that all the time
Ivan Rozin (1 month ago)
Can you apply Fusshupe to a short person?
Ivan Rozin (1 month ago)
I feel now ready to meet my friends in Berlin.
Christa Grossmann (1 month ago)
You brought us children, women and animals... how about curses for men????
ildiko bogdan (1 month ago)
spinner?? fidget spinner??...,or... LOL DX
ildiko bogdan (1 month ago)
the best educational way to learn german easily
Brandon (1 month ago)
Saugen macht diche frei
apikorsus G (1 month ago)
5:10 I literally lol'ed! hahahahaha!!
Masita
the gaming lime lime (1 month ago)
It's too late for me i am
God (1 month ago)
How do you say gas the jew
Dave Katcho (1 month ago)
You talk so much.
RumiCubie GD (2 months ago)
I always use “Vollfosten” xD
RumiCubie GD (2 months ago)
Sackgesicht refers to balls from... men, not bag...
Malcolm MacLeod (2 months ago)
This was loads of fun. Many dialects have their own selective insults, some of which are terms of indearment. Good job! AfD all the way.
jim bob (2 months ago)
What's German for "I'd lick her shit box"?
Klausbärbel Fömm (1 month ago)
"Ich würde ihr das Popolöchlein ausschlecken". Good luck with the pronounciation! ^^
Evan Markos (2 months ago)
I wish I spoke a different language soooo bad 😭
its ectoplasm (2 months ago)
I find the language quiet attractive when spoken by women, but when the guys say it all i hear is heil hitler lol ...is this wrong? Am i the only one?! Tell me im not crazy please.
SAMAWY سماوي (2 months ago)
What’s “sheep shagger” in German 🤐
neo ecw (2 months ago)
ich liebe dich :)
David Arndt (2 months ago)
You didn't mention my favorite insult: Schlampe --- Bitch or slut. (I spent two years in Mannheim, Germany when I was in the Army.)
Wolfie (2 months ago)
I called somebody a brain-dead newt once. Also there is one German word that's super long that I love but can't remember because of how long it is. It means "a face in need of slapping" I think.
Schmink Dink (2 months ago)
I googled how to ask for a hotdog in Spanish and got here... not complaining
tati12345able (3 months ago)
Why your breast are visible that is why children shouldn't watch this video?
DNA Tech (3 months ago)
My future ex-wife.
lesterBonz (3 months ago)
Du Kartofffeln Kampf. Haha I said to a guy who with was with his girlfriend talking Shit about me,he aproached me and and ask me Was it Das? I was just minding my own business shopping for clothes. I think they didn't like what I was wearing. Hahaha he walked away shaking his head in complete confusion. Works way better than calling them calling them Arshlohe, or outright insulting them. Just say something so off the wall,and outlandish that it throws them off. I messed with his head without him even realizing it. I swear he probably had to ask his girlfriend to pull his balls out of her purse,and take him home to his mama after that.
littlemiss lexie (3 months ago)
"Just play some call of duty" Me:excuse you lady its called*Fornite*
Spiel Boy (3 months ago)
You missed 'Sitzpinkler' ... Just the sound makes me laugh - though I guess it can't be used as an insult against women ...
Rokteruka1170 (3 months ago)
0:18 No!
Oim Soim (3 months ago)
Difficult pronounce words... Xixi
M O I S T K N E E S (3 months ago)
*i m a f e t u s a n d i m w a t c h i n g t h i s*
M O I S T K N E E S (3 months ago)
* i m a f e t u s a n d i m w a t c h i n g t h i s*
detox eg (4 months ago)
Yup we germans hate everything Besonders mein scheiß handy
Rachael Revels (4 months ago)
Ich bin ein Idiot
Sheldon Banks (4 months ago)
Thanks for covering up 👌
Matt G (4 months ago)
Slipknot 😂
siukong (4 months ago)
My favorite is 'backpfeifengesicht'. Essentially 'a face begging to be slapped/punched'
Gunzee (4 months ago)
Ass violin is almost poetic, along with many of these so called insults.
Creation La (4 months ago)
Chef Uwe?
Peter Tuffley (5 months ago)
What about "Du Gartenzwerg"?
Missy Bus (5 months ago)
Nice tits
Miguel H (5 months ago)
scheisse ……
Henry Noone (5 months ago)
how about taking your top off. at least it would be a usefull thing
aceklankb (5 months ago)
Ah! The classic yellow German teeth
Taher wasfy (5 months ago)
you're awesome , loved it
ry4n r3dp1llzner (5 months ago)
categorical insults towards animals... Oh Germany... xD
Ruben Hernandez (5 months ago)
Her eyes 😍😍😍
Darren Chapman (5 months ago)
Why do German words sound like you're saying something so bad but it's not it makes no sense to me you guys have the funniest accidents in the world I can't understand what you guys say half the time
Adam Bernstein (5 months ago)
So is the Neil Diamond song titled "Cinnamon Girl" translate to a German insult?
Woody Woodlstein (5 months ago)
You are funny af. Great video
Woody Woodlstein (5 months ago)
Did I miss futzen? Futzen licka. Etc. ?
WarEagleAtlanta (5 months ago)
Can you slow these down, I'm trying to take notes? Ich bin Langweiler...
J Cameron Smith (5 months ago)
Knöchelzange, a small dog such as a Chautauqua!
Joseph White (5 months ago)
I think you do wonderful and you certainly don’t need to apologize so much! You are fantastic and most importantly thank you! Vundebar
Ather Radwi (5 months ago)
You’re so funny, cute, and fun! Can I also complement your beauty, and those eyes....ah, are enchanting.
Gigi J (5 months ago)
did she say watch slipknot? i heard that wrong. i went and listed to Rammstein [insert lenny face]
Cara Parkinson (5 months ago)
Omg this words😂😂😂 lmao😂😂 but... Armleuchter, bangebüx?? Me as a German never heard this words😂😂
Vatra (5 months ago)
Wait... What?? Why are warm showers considered insulting?
Goddybag4Lee (5 months ago)
We Swedish people put poop in the boot and insult others by the word Skitstövel, seems like we are worse here.
Bla Blupp (6 months ago)
In den Dialekten, vor allem den Süddeutschen, gibts dann die richtig geilen German Insults, viel differnzierter, passender und lustiger ....
jedwards1211 (6 months ago)
Everyone here should also know, the German term for tramp stamp is Arschgeweih "ass antlers" :):):)
jedwards1211 (6 months ago)
Du Beleidigungsammler!
Cassiano Fuga Cunha (6 months ago)
Life is to short to lurn deutsche. Kkk Always I herd someone speaking deutsche I think he’s fighting with the other speaker. And if is Swiss german I’m certain. Kkkk
Chris Joy (6 months ago)
Your so beautiful 😍😍😍
Sim. Frischh (6 months ago)
"Fußhupe" is neu, gefällt mir XD Wenn ich Freunde beleidige verwend ich in der Regel "Flitzpipm" (der kommt der Tiroler am deutlichsten raus), "Hirsch" (manchmal is weniger mehr) oder, bei humorvollen Unsinn, "Scherzkeks" oder Pfeifenkopf". Ich bin nicht sehr beleidigend... is das gut oder schlecht?
Dennis Fischer (6 months ago)
"Ass violin "😂
okaybecca (6 months ago)
I always say "Du arschgeiger!" and my friends are like wtf (ass violin lololol)

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