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FUNNY DETENTION SLIPS From REAL KIDS | TOP 60 School FAILS

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Lilly Smith (10 hours ago)
Today is st pactricks day and I wore a shriek headband
Kara Kammerman (15 hours ago)
I got detention for 4 hours for getting caught with my phone...🤣😒
Nessie (19 hours ago)
Who watching this on st Patrick's day😂
Serena :O (1 day ago)
The English teacher is always the one to give out detention slips...
Judah Hagen (1 day ago)
But I couldn't hangout with my best friend for a week I hate her now
Judah Hagen (1 day ago)
In our 6th grade class we draw and doodle so much shit our teacher doesn't give us detention 😂🤣😭
brianne vogel (1 day ago)
Jumping out a window and escaping 😹😹😹😹😹
D.R.T fan 11 (1 day ago)
1:34 riding a bus is a privllege???
Sam-Burger 3000 (1 day ago)
5:20 good idea XD
theatergal 33 (1 day ago)
That "Come at me bro" made me see stars, I was laughing so hard.
Throws lamp “ lighten the F***k up” that was funny “ gonna twerk on you st homecoming you better tip me . I ain’t shaking this booty for free” XD
MAHOGANY JOHNSON (1 day ago)
*yells* that is my name
AestheticallyMe_Yt (2 days ago)
Ok I got a school story! First you know im in health. class learning about the big "D" and class later ends then my teacher says its not a bad thing so if you're ever wondering about it ask me your parents or go online. so after I get to my next class and some kid searches up the big "D" the teacher runs up and says "that is unacceptable!" he responds its for research so now everyday we have kids searching stuff like that up everyday
Gacha French toast (2 days ago)
*a muggle is a human in Harry Potter*
Slime Girl (2 days ago)
I yelled these nuts at someone and my teacher gave me the death stare and did nothing last week lol 😂 😆 😂
K&K Gacha (2 days ago)
You is a muggle. You is da muggliest muggle of all da muggles to ever muggle
Kaylee koopmann (2 days ago)
I got a detention for reading a book
Nick Bartle (2 days ago)
6:33
I laughed to death😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Billie Dicken (2 days ago)
A muggle is a non magic person it is from Harry Potter
Layla Allen (3 days ago)
I got detention for reading a book during class once
Layla Allen (3 days ago)
“Wtf is a muggle” only a muggle would say that
Hunter Johns (3 days ago)
Some imaginative minds here.
bow ty (3 days ago)
THAT IS MAHOGANY
Melina Jackson (3 days ago)
A “cotton headed ninny muggins” is an insult from the movie Elf 😂 just FYI
Litzy Soto (3 days ago)
I was going to comment what is the meaning of muggle but i think all the other comments cleared your thoughts
Chao Princess (4 days ago)
I once wrote a drug joke on the board in geometry class. My teacher was shocked and blamed some of the boys as they often misbehaved and thought they were “corrupting” me. I surprisingly didn’t get in trouble for it.
Ny'Quicia Wolford (4 days ago)
10:15 that was from my school it was sent a pencil it's was and wire he told her it was a pencil the funny thing about it is that he jumped like a cat when they see a cucumber. And after me and my friend made a game out of it anything you touch u suppost to shake we called it get electricuted made by lexum. Then the lights went off and me and him was in the hallway to take him to the nurse and he went slidding down the stairs when I tried to help him up he kissed me it was good and embarrassing at the same time the walk to the nurse was arkward I'm never helping a boy up ever again u better figure a way out to get up shittttt
Ny'Quicia Wolford (4 days ago)
Also know we bf and gf 😂💯 turns out the fall wasn't on purpose but the kiss was he liked me since 2nd grade just never told me
Basia Mirkowicz (5 days ago)
My friend tried to put aluminium foil into an outlet. He didn’t get detention
Melanie Bruce (5 days ago)
I got detention for reading a book many times lol
babygirl shepherd (6 days ago)
Me and my 7th grade class (a couple years go) got Detention for the whole day because our teacher said “we don’t actually know if god is real” and people stood up in their desks and started to read the 10 commandments. (We are a Pubic school but we are filled with 96% christian baptist). She told us that we weren’t allowed to speak about Jesus and god because it’s against the school rules.
Ava Townsend (6 days ago)
My teacher would give me detention for reading a book
Dyana Kaiser (6 days ago)
The girl got detention for reading a book in math class
Gacha Girl 3029 (6 days ago)
2 boys from my class got detention for stepping on snow
Ravenclaw 82505 (6 days ago)
OH MY GOD THE HARRY POTTER REFERENCES YOU THINK HE CALL THEM MUD BLOOD
SupernovaTaamsay (6 days ago)
2:54 probably similar to my HS where students are split into 3 lunch periods, probably 4, 5 and 6. You either had it 4th period, 5th period, or 6th. Back when my school had a break, 6th was the shit. 2 periods to start, a break, 3 periods, then lunch, two more to end the day
Katelyn Baker (6 days ago)
Q: What the F is a muggle? A: You.
Marily Amador (6 days ago)
6:06 I’m dying😂😂
Marily Amador (6 days ago)
5:32
Marily Amador (6 days ago)
Wtf is a muggle?” Omg I’m dying
Starboy Dragon (7 days ago)
I bet the kid who said muggle watches bucks yt
Eve Lapointe (7 days ago)
My friend once got a detention for acting as if her Freddie mercury biography book was a bible in math class and hitting people with it instead of taking her test and paying attention😂😂😂
Yuki Neko_Alondra (7 days ago)
My math teachers name is Ms. furbershaw but sometimes I call her Ms. Furbee
Theresa Cantello (7 days ago)
try toast with cheese and speed jam on top nice
Robloxian King (7 days ago)
Me: your a muggle Teacher: wtf is a muggle Me: u dumb bitch, watch Harry Potter
Brodie Dixon (7 days ago)
I say fuck off in class teacher doesn’t care
Sentinel Magnus (7 days ago)
Jacob wants milk from girls breast!? Maybe his dad was blamed 2:05 2:06
sans the skeelaton (8 days ago)
the definition of muggle is a person who is not conversant with a particular activity or skill.
Elijah Chavis (8 days ago)
My name is Elijah and that was me
Yuri On ice xoxoxo (8 days ago)
The Cotten headed ninny muggins is from the movie elf!
StupidRandomStuff (8 days ago)
In 5th grade I got in trouble by the janitor during lunch for coughing when we were on silent...
Hanix Gamer (8 days ago)
A cotton headed mini muffin is from the movie ELF
Charlotte Ness (8 days ago)
MUGGLE means you don't have magic do you even watch Harry Potter?
FeaR Ghost Sly (8 days ago)
10:20 “Try sticken a fork in there” THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Julie p (8 days ago)
You should try gold fish in apple juice. That’s what my daughter does.
James A (8 days ago)
Pooping in other student for money, what’s happing to this generation
Darth Derp (8 days ago)
3:52 what’s funny they have that in heath class
What the fuck is a mail sexual organs?
Morningstar Gacha (9 days ago)
Omg I had a tardy in second grade so that’s what it mean
Melex (9 days ago)
0:48 Hermione would say,'what an idiot.'
Calista sisneros (9 days ago)
Clock:* 3:08am Me: laughing more then needed My brain: CALM TF DOWN *pauses video and stood laughing The video: throws lamp at fellow student and says lighten tf up Me: *laughes way to much and to loud and can hear my mom stomping up the stairs
Zoriana Pilato (9 days ago)
The Cotton Headed Minnie Muffin is from the movie Elf
corinthia (9 days ago)
8:40 JACK DAIL?? LIKE THE ONE YOUTUBER/VINE GUY WHO FLOPPED 🤠🤭😮
De_FADED_ unicorn (9 days ago)
These reactions though XD
Serena Francesca (9 days ago)
A muggle is somebody with no magical powers
JailBreak GamerYT (9 days ago)
2019 anyone? Wait a min -how many times you laugh??- Nvm
BlackWolf Slideshows (9 days ago)
Once I got in trouble for reading a none boring book after an important test I finished early and we were supposed to read social study books, when we read those books I would play puzzle with one of the maps cause there was nothing for me to learn by reading it
Grace Cottrill (9 days ago)
I always hits people with a bible, all the time!
Just about to go to secondary school and apparently if your 1 second late you get detention... boi I'm getting there half an hour early!
anime fangirl (9 days ago)
4:44 it's from the movie elf
I got a 30 minute lunchtime detention for saying I'm not rich
Nejc Koderman (10 days ago)
your videos make me laugh every time bro keep it up
Jada Johnson (10 days ago)
You don’t know what a muggle is?!!
Catrice L (10 days ago)
I can’t stop watching this video😂😂😂 definitely my favorite one... the “come at me bro” one gets me every time lmao
Dessirae Knoblock (10 days ago)
A muggle is a harry potter reference and it means a non magic folk
Alexandra Molina (10 days ago)
Hes never watched Harry Potter or read the books lol
Boi Froggy (10 days ago)
A muggle is basically a human that doesn't know magic...
Mckayla Hufford (10 days ago)
A cotton Headed Minnie muffin is from the movie Elf
Emily Myers (10 days ago)
Its from harry potter
Alejandra Castillo (10 days ago)
You know whats sad i seted a fire in reading and writing class and started yelling " FIREEEEEEEE " by BTS in class because i was bored
Jenn Delph (10 days ago)
5:20 - best one 😂
Alexia Giannone (10 days ago)
A muggle is a Harry Potter reference
Katey Chagolla (10 days ago)
Happy Birthday, Alonzo!!! 😍☺️🔥
Kyle Choy (11 days ago)
You should join this group of people called “SootHouse”
Mememe 155 (11 days ago)
A lot of these teachers are stupid cunts. Thank God I’m not in school anymore!
Anna Armstrong (11 days ago)
Only muggles don’t know what muggles are lol It’s a Harry Potter thing
Saucy .jordyn (11 days ago)
My classmate went out the door and escape from school so I gave the school security a hug anyways that was my sisters uncle the security guard and then the police shows up I be like oh frick
Colby Gibson (11 days ago)
5:15 actually brought me to tears
Colby Gibson (11 days ago)
geometry sucks
Savanna Jones (12 days ago)
“Cotton headed ninny muffin” is the phrase from the movie Elf
Ghost The Great Gaming (12 days ago)
This is just too funny😂😂😂
halowars513 (12 days ago)
I remember me and my girl in high school laughing and the teacher sent us out into the hall to talk to us. So I did and my girl sat there staring at the teach. And she got written up for staring at a teach to much creepy. And I got mad and he write me up for touching his ass last night. And I said not u your wife and walked out in the school. Then I got pulled over that day for running from a invention. And I went home and my dad said. I'm proud of you gay ass kid. Lol
Sydney Lucas (12 days ago)
The cotton head one is from the movie elf
Golden Box Productions (12 days ago)
How can someone flick testicles.. tf???
samantha duenas (12 days ago)
I can’t stop dying of laughter I can’t focus on my homework
Nicoline Jørgensen (12 days ago)
Lol. People at my school literally draws d’ks in the fucking class, and my teachers just erase it, or throw it out, and go on with the lesson;-; And English is not my first language, so if my gramma is fuckt, it might be the reason.-.
A rane YT (12 days ago)
When he fell out his chair and laughed that had me in TEARS😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Comatose Howl (12 days ago)
well then, Joe at 1:08 got detention a few hours after I was born,,, that's nice to know
Xavier Perez (13 days ago)
Some kids got detention for the following: -farting -smiling -reading -drinking paint and somehow not go to the nurse of hospital -drawing a male chicken for the class -putting a pencil in a electrical outlet and somehow not went to the nurse -etc I wonder how the principal reacts to these types of detention slips
Itz_fire Girl (13 days ago)
This is my second time watching you your videos are so funny

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