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Ok I got a school story! First you know im in health. class learning about the big "D" and class later ends then my teacher says its not a bad thing so if you're ever wondering about it ask me your parents or go online. so after I get to my next class and some kid searches up the big "D" the teacher runs up and says "that is unacceptable!" he responds its for research so now everyday we have kids searching stuff like that up everyday
I once wrote a drug joke on the board in geometry class. My teacher was shocked and blamed some of the boys as they often misbehaved and thought they were “corrupting” me. I surprisingly didn’t get in trouble for it.
10:15 that was from my school it was sent a pencil it's was and wire he told her it was a pencil the funny thing about it is that he jumped like a cat when they see a cucumber. And after me and my friend made a game out of it anything you touch u suppost to shake we called it get electricuted made by lexum. Then the lights went off and me and him was in the hallway to take him to the nurse and he went slidding down the stairs when I tried to help him up he kissed me it was good and embarrassing at the same time the walk to the nurse was arkward I'm never helping a boy up ever again u better figure a way out to get up shittttt
Me and my 7th grade class (a couple years go) got Detention for the whole day because our teacher said “we don’t actually know if god is real” and people stood up in their desks and started to read the 10 commandments. (We are a Pubic school but we are filled with 96% christian baptist). She told us that we weren’t allowed to speak about Jesus and god because it’s against the school rules.
2:54 probably similar to my HS where students are split into 3 lunch periods, probably 4, 5 and 6. You either had it 4th period, 5th period, or 6th.
Back when my school had a break, 6th was the shit. 2 periods to start, a break, 3 periods, then lunch, two more to end the day
Me: laughing more then needed
My brain: CALM TF DOWN
*pauses video and stood laughing
The video: throws lamp at fellow student and says lighten tf up
Me: *laughes way to much and to loud and can hear my mom stomping up the stairs
Once I got in trouble for reading a none boring book after an important test I finished early and we were supposed to read social study books, when we read those books I would play puzzle with one of the maps cause there was nothing for me to learn by reading it
I remember me and my girl in high school laughing and the teacher sent us out into the hall to talk to us. So I did and my girl sat there staring at the teach. And she got written up for staring at a teach to much creepy. And I got mad and he write me up for touching his ass last night. And I said not u your wife and walked out in the school. Then I got pulled over that day for running from a invention. And I went home and my dad said. I'm proud of you gay ass kid. Lol
Lol. People at my school literally draws d’ks in the fucking class, and my teachers just erase it, or throw it out, and go on with the lesson;-; And English is not my first language, so if my gramma is fuckt, it might be the reason.-.
Some kids got detention for the following:
-drinking paint and somehow not go to the nurse of hospital
-drawing a male chicken for the class
-putting a pencil in a electrical outlet and somehow not went to the nurse
I wonder how the principal reacts to these types of detention slips
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