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Welcome to the official YouTube channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.
I know who Jack Dail is. The teacher didn't allow smiling, laughing, or even talking. Jack and I would always do it on purpose. We got ALL the students in every class. The teacher gave up the Last 2 months of school. There was this one time every class got detention for 5 days. It was hilarious.
I got detention in 10th grade for hugging my boyfriend in the hallway in front of my locker between classes. My school had a VERY strict "NO PDA" rule.
(For those of you that don't know, PDA was a common term used back in the early 2000's meaning "Public display of Affection)
A classmate of mine got detention for talling (no lie) and showed it to everyone including some teachers some took it seriously for no reason and some busted out laughing
And to this day he still has that paper XD
Muggle is a word in harry potter that stands for non-magical creature well not a creature person if you know what I’m talking about what was the funniest scene in all of the harry potter movies by the way you need to watch the Harry Potter’s because they were awesome
Never actually realised just how popular Harry Potter was in stuff like this, until I saw you asking what a muggle is. Oh and not knowing Sirius Black is a pretty serious crime in my book. Just sayin' ;)
there is this boy in seventh grade, I’m in eighth, and he’s in my coding class and my art class... anyway, he gives some of the teachers nicknames. one guy, his nickname was “fridithy” because his last name was frid. and the art teacher’s is jj, for mr. johnson.
My friend Got a detention for standing up on the bus and singing “everybody clap your hands” the whole bus did it and he got wrote up for , “ causing ruckus and people participated,also he said it was funny.” That’s what it said on the detention slip 🤦♀️
The thing about the "Coffin headed minny muffin" or whatever Alonzo called it,is actually "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins" which is a quote from the Will Ferrell movie "Elf" (And to give it some context,a "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins" in the movie at least from what I know was basically supposed to mean bad toy maker)
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