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Michaela Saenger (4 hours ago)
A Muggle' is a person who lacks any sort of magical ability and was not born in a magical family. Muggles can also be described as people who do not have any magical blood inside them. (Harry Potter)
Minty Munch (8 hours ago)
We got a non HP fan right here!
Gabe Hogenson (10 hours ago)
I once got in trouble at school for giving someone a hug in first grade..... I was supposedly grabbing the person.
danboom101 (10 hours ago)
I couldn't be a kid in these schools. I'd be in detention 24/7.
Kaylee Peden (10 hours ago)
11:20 My reaction: "STOP PICTURING IT DUDE!"
Kaylee Peden (10 hours ago)
I know who Jack Dail is. The teacher didn't allow smiling, laughing, or even talking. Jack and I would always do it on purpose. We got ALL the students in every class. The teacher gave up the Last 2 months of school. There was this one time every class got detention for 5 days. It was hilarious.
Leni Loud (11 hours ago)
5:05
Aly Seater (14 hours ago)
Muggle = a person who is not conversant with a particular activity or skill.
Natalee Rogers (14 hours ago)
Muggle a non magic person harry potter thing
Akendi 25 (16 hours ago)
In the movie “the elf” Buddy calls someone a ‘cotton headed ninny muffin’😂😂
Truitt Studios (18 hours ago)
a muggle is a non magic person
Lagger Onesixfour (21 hours ago)
4:32 /r/rareinsults
the diamond horse (1 day ago)
"Chris got caught with pants down while female on knees on front of him"-that has happened to me...
the diamond horse (1 day ago)
My classmates do worse than that and we got no detention!!
Ayla (1 day ago)
Who else is triggered that he didn’t know what a muggle or a cotton-headed ninny muggins is😕
I got detention for brushing my teeth in class....LOOK MY BREATHE STINKS
ll RainbowGalaxy ll (1 day ago)
0:46 WATCH HARRY POTTER, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND IT BETTER THEN XD
Julie Steineke (1 day ago)
This video never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Panda _ 1029 (1 day ago)
Cotton headed ninnie muffin😂 love Elf. One of the the best Christmas movies😂😂😂
Annlyn Chang (1 day ago)
My sophomore year a student got detention for going up to the teacher, farting, saying enjoy that, and walking away 😂
Reagan Cunningham (1 day ago)
Cotton headed ninny muffin is a line from the movie elf😂😂😂
shadow roller brawl (1 day ago)
Lllllllooooooollllllllllll
DARTHSTAR 559 (1 day ago)
i once got "in school suspension" for having a beard of hole protecter stickers
Jenna Grace (1 day ago)
the best part of these videos is his reenactments!😂
J Gibson (1 day ago)
5:26
kaylee whited (1 day ago)
Muggle=Non Magical folk
AFK Panda_87 (1 day ago)
You fithly mudblood
HangoutYoshiGuy 88 (1 day ago)
Oh my god this is too much! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amara Villarreal (1 day ago)
He said Im a fucking wizard!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Amara Villarreal (1 day ago)
9:14 though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The BlueE2 (1 day ago)
Lots of savageness in this video.
My life as Aurelia (1 day ago)
A muggle’ s are non-magical people born from non-magical parents from Harry Potter hay at least it ain’t no mudblood
aerodynamichotdog (1 day ago)
that says cotton headed ninny muggins
A cottonheaded mini muffin is from the movie Elf
Paris 360 (1 day ago)
5:05
Eric Robertson (1 day ago)
A muffle is someone who is a non magic person in the Harry Potter books. How can you not know that!?
Julian Araneta (1 day ago)
I thibk those are the detention cards of the people behind the famous vines hahaha
Amy Potts (2 days ago)
A muggle is a non magic person it’s out of Harry Potter
Kelsey Beechamp (2 days ago)
At least he didn't call her a mudblood...
Amber Rhoades (2 days ago)
I got detention in 10th grade for hugging my boyfriend in the hallway in front of my locker between classes. My school had a VERY strict "NO PDA" rule. (For those of you that don't know, PDA was a common term used back in the early 2000's meaning "Public display of Affection)
Megan H (2 days ago)
A muggle is a human in harry potter
Cosmic Theorist (2 days ago)
Wow might i know what hammer of justice is from i think it may be from Teen Titan go.
Mattilda Gotell (2 days ago)
I think "flying" means throwing
Makayla Dixon (2 days ago)
2:21 that's my birthday except 2001
villain nerd (2 days ago)
That is mahogany! Is from hunger games
905Sunny Gaming (2 days ago)
5:14 if someone told me “you're not my dad” I would say “I'M NOT YOUR DADDY I'M YOUR GRANDPA!”
AVA MusicBot (2 days ago)
I got out of detention because my friends kept walking by yelling “free Troy” and the teacher got feed up and just let me go 😂
Paige Hatfield (2 days ago)
my name is paige
bendys fangirl (2 days ago)
A classmate of mine got detention for talling (no lie) and showed it to everyone including some teachers some took it seriously for no reason and some busted out laughing And to this day he still has that paper XD
Avery McCarley (2 days ago)
you uneducated muggle!
Harry Potter Lover612 (2 days ago)
Muggle is a word in harry potter that stands for non-magical creature well not a creature person if you know what I’m talking about what was the funniest scene in all of the harry potter movies by the way you need to watch the Harry Potter’s because they were awesome
Sierra P (2 days ago)
I got detention in reading for reading a book. Tell me if that makes sense?
Paulina Evangelista (2 days ago)
a muggle is a non magic person it's from harry potter
Gamer Girl (2 days ago)
Your chanel is the only chanel that makes me laugh
Tyler Hyatt (2 days ago)
13:18 Is that one for real?! Who in the Hell . . . WHAT?!?!?!
Gypsy Resilience (2 days ago)
“Mail sexual organs”... “MAIL”
this kid in year 7 pooped in another kids bag at my school the other day. i'm pretty sure my year didn't do shit like that in year 7 lmao
Alpha Flames (2 days ago)
I believe the cotton headed mini muffin was a reference to Thomas Sanders from the Sander's sides video where Logan called him a cotton headed inumugus
Alpha Flames (2 days ago)
Strong.S 47 oh well I'm an idiot what can I say just ignore me from this point forward bye nowwwwwww😅
Strong.S 47 (2 days ago)
Alpha Flames it’s from the movie ELF
Kevin's PlayHouse (2 days ago)
Muggle is the call for normal human in Harry Potter
Missy Fontana (2 days ago)
Cotton headed ninny muggin is from the movie elf
Map832jr (2 days ago)
If you don't know what a muggle is You are a muggle
Taiga Xp (2 days ago)
Never actually realised just how popular Harry Potter was in stuff like this, until I saw you asking what a muggle is. Oh and not knowing Sirius Black is a pretty serious crime in my book. Just sayin' ;)
Tykia Griffith (3 days ago)
Alonzo you’re funny asf
Cool Funzy (3 days ago)
Cotton headed ninny muggins is from the movie Elf. If you haven’t watched it...WATCH IT!
Kimberley Glover (3 days ago)
a Muggle is a person who lacks any sort of magical ability and was not born in a magical family. Muggles can also be described as people who do not have any magical blood inside them.
Ahgase Multifandom (3 days ago)
Elf! Ayeeeee I respect the student who got in trouble for saying that. You cotton headed mini muggens
Midnightx Msp (3 days ago)
A muggle is a Harry Potter word. It means a non magic person
Trina_Arnold (3 days ago)
I’m crying from the muggle one😂
there is this boy in seventh grade, I’m in eighth, and he’s in my coding class and my art class... anyway, he gives some of the teachers nicknames. one guy, his nickname was “fridithy” because his last name was frid. and the art teacher’s is jj, for mr. johnson.
kailey dunlop (3 days ago)
"Mail sexual organs?" 😂😂 lmao
Jul Iette (3 days ago)
My friend Got a detention for standing up on the bus and singing “everybody clap your hands” the whole bus did it and he got wrote up for , “ causing ruckus and people participated,also he said it was funny.” That’s what it said on the detention slip 🤦‍♀️
Tonya Elmore (3 days ago)
Cotton headed ninny muffin - it’s from the movie Elf 😂
Shelbs World (3 days ago)
bro i'm a sophomore and literally yesterday this boy in my class was scooting around in his chair while we threw things at him and the teacher did nothing
Vedannt Sarker (3 days ago)
0:51 this kid is definitely a death eater
Trace Sandlin (3 days ago)
My mouth is sore I laughed so hard
MagikarpFilms Fan (3 days ago)
#Getadictionary!
CrystalJammer (3 days ago)
I swear if my school was the kind of school that had detention slips, and took detentions/punishments seriously, I'd probably get detention a lot.
Boris Scatterbrayne (3 days ago)
8:35-8:36 Alonzo went full on Frankenstein
Sup meh peeps (3 days ago)
XD
Kimmy And The Band (3 days ago)
A muggle is a word in harry potter whicn means Non magic folks Btw I LOVE HARRY POTTER
Pen Mafu (3 days ago)
2:02 I Am Already Sick... 😵😵😵
Wizcheese 10 (3 days ago)
A muggle is a Harry Potter term for none magical being
Duh_its _Jaylee (3 days ago)
0:52 harry Potter reference my teachers give detention for saying, oh my God, or, oh my gosh or shut up
Nycole Lomas (3 days ago)
I stuck a pair of luggage keys in a curket and do not know where the keys are from because my mom didn't own luggage
Kinky Devil (3 days ago)
Muggle is a human without magic
Ernestjustin Ercillo (3 days ago)
7:47 I WAS DEAD XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dancer Master (3 days ago)
Muggle is a reference to Harry Potter. It means non magical
Amy-Beth McMillian (3 days ago)
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Maria Aguilar (4 days ago)
At 8:36 he was laughing like a zombie
Rebecca Garza (4 days ago)
Kids at my school do stupid things like this although half of the time the teacher starts laughing themselves even the strict ones
Sage Henson (4 days ago)
Ok so not to long ago I shared one of ur videos of you trying foods together and if you decide to do another one I’d love for you to try a chocolate snack pack with a fresh pear🍐
Glory 123 (4 days ago)
10:02 Male chickens don’t have a penis🤦🏽‍♂️
SoulFoxie (4 days ago)
The thing about the "Coffin headed minny muffin" or whatever Alonzo called it,is actually "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins" which is a quote from the Will Ferrell movie "Elf" (And to give it some context,a "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins" in the movie at least from what I know was basically supposed to mean bad toy maker)
Beast Boss (4 days ago)
My teacher gave me a tarty for having to go get my book, and I would have said “I am getting my book for tomorrow...”
Bianca Hoke (4 days ago)
So we gonna ignore they said "mail organ parts "
Jade Oertel (4 days ago)
I just want to point out that you didn't notice that it's "you're" not "your" at time stamp 5:16
Anya Conley (4 days ago)
A kid looking at male genitalia in school?! He should have been at least SUSPENDED for that! More likely he should have been EXPELLED
Parker Berg (4 days ago)
Why in the world, would someone get detention for smiling?🙁🙁🙁🙁🤔🤔
Anorak Yallow (4 days ago)
All your base are belong to us... you don't know what you're missing if you don't know
Deanna Harvey (4 days ago)
Yo that happened to me we were told to read 5 mins when the lesson started I was the only one reading then the teacher said “deanna get out your having a detention for reading” I was scared for life

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